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Funny Golf Quotes

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards ?               More »

Funny Golf Quotes

I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.               More »

Funny Golf Quotes

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.               More »

Funny Golf Quotes

Golf is a game in which you yell fore,               More »

Funny Golf Quotes

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose.               More »

Funny Golf Quotes

Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.               More »

Funny Golf Quotes

Golf is the most fun you can have without taking your clothes off.               More »

Funny Golf Quotes

What a shame to waste those great shots on the practice tee.               More »

Funny Golf Quotes

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can               More »

Funny Golf Quotes

Golf is the only sport where the most feared opponent is you.               More »

Quote From Helen Keller

Life is a daring adventure or nothing at all.

Quoted: Helen Keller

Quote From Christopher Paolin

It’s overwhelming. I feel as if I am living in an illusion a dream where all things are possible. Amazing things do happen I know but always to someone else always in some far off place and time.

Quoted: Christopher Paolin

Quote From Kierkegaard

Love does not alter the beloved, it alters itself.

Quoted: Kierkegaard

Quote From X2 X-Men United

Jean Grey Girls flirt with the dangerous guy, they don’t bring him home they marry the good guy.

Quoted: X2 X-Men United

Quote From Louis Kronenberger

Many people today don’t want honest answers insofar as honest means unpleasant or disturbing, They want a soft answer that turneth away anxiety.

Quoted: Louis Kronenberger

Quote From Josh Billings

It is true that wealth won’t make a man virtuous, but I notice there ain’t anybody who wants to be poor just for the purpose of being good.

Quoted: Josh Billings